Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Why are there fences around cemeteries? ๐ค Because it's 'grave'yard humor, folks!...
What makes a skeleton laugh?
๐ฆด What tickles a skeletonโs funny bone? ๐คฃ...
What did the dinner plate say to the cup?
What's up, cuppa-licious? Let's dish out some tea-rrific gossip! โ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ...
Where do books hide when theyโre scared?
๐ "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a ๐. The s...
Why didnโt Dracula have any friends?
๐งโโ๏ธ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why...
What is Draculaโs favorite fruit?
๐งโโ๏ธSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm ๐งกing it...
Whatโs a tornadoโs favorite game to play?
๐ช๏ธWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up...
What does a skeleton order for dinner?
๐๐๐ What does a ๐ order for dinner?...
What do you call a fly with no wings?
๐ฆ What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐...
Laugh Your Way Through the Day: 10 Jokes for Instant Cheer
Get ready to chuckle! These hilarious jokes will leave you in stitches and brigh...
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? ๐ Because you don't want to press ...
Why are fish so smart?
Why do fish ๐ love to swim in schools? ๐ซ Because they know it's fintelligent! ๐๐...
What do you have in December that you donโt have in any other month?
In December, I sparkle and glow โจ But in other months, it's a no-show! ๐...
What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?
๐ค When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and โจshineโจ lik...
Whatโs a frogโs favorite game?
Why did the frog join the gaming world? ๐ธ๐ฎ Hoping to find its favorite game!...
What did the snowman have for breakfast?
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What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
๐ What do you get when you cross a shopping trolley and a University vice chance...
Whatโs a batโs favorite pastime?
๐ฆ What's a bat's favorite pastime? ๐ค Hint: It's not just hanging around! ๐๐พโจ...
What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? ๐ฆ...
Hilarity Unleashed: 10 Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone
Laugh out loud with our side-splitting selection of jokes! Get ready to unleash ...
What was born to succeed?
๐ Born from stars, I'm destined to lead, With luck and charm, I always succeed! ...
Why did the dog keep tripping?
Why did the ๐ถ keep tripping? It's a ๐คpawsitive mystery, but maybe it just had a ...
What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?
๐ Hey pencil, you're so sharp! Let's draw some smiley faces and make this paper ...
What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
๐๏ธ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? ๐ค His days were ...
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up?
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ค It was just two-tired! ๐...
Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
๐ฝ Don't let him a-maize you, he'll make a real (water)melon out of your boat! ๐ค ...
What lights up a stadium?
I'm a dazzling star, you can't resist my glow! ๐ What am I, making a stadium's n...
What has an eye, but cannot see?
๐ I have an eye that's always wide, But I can't see a thing, even when I tried! ...
Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication?
๐ In the concrete jungle, where dreams come true, ๐ ๐ฝ Kids in NYC learn multipli...
Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?
๐งโโ๏ธ When the witch acted naughty, oh dear! ๐ To a place not so cozy, I fear. ๐ช๏ธ...
Why did the book join the police force?
๐ Why did the book join the police force? ๐ Because it wanted to catch all the "...
What has two legs but canโt walk?
๐ฆต๐ฆตWhat has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not ev...