Why couldnโt the turkey eat dessert?
Why couldn't the ๐ฆ eat dessert? It was already stuffed! ๐๐...
Why did the robber take a shower?
๐ฟWhy did the ๐ฆนโโ๏ธrobber take a shower?๐ค To wash away his ๐ฃfootprints, leaving no...
Which is faster, heat or cold?
๐ฅ "I'm sizzling with curiosity! Which zips faster, heat or cold? ๐ค Prepare to be...
Whatโs a catโs favorite nursery rhyme?
๐ฑPurr-fectly curious, whiskers at play, Which nursery rhyme makes kitty say: "๐ถH...
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the ๐ cross the ๐ฃ๏ธ? Spooky surprise or just to catch up with his funny b...
Why donโt ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly? ๐ฆโ๏ธ Because they don't want to quack u...
Whatโs the best way to talk to a T-Rex?
๐ฆ๐ฃ๏ธ "What's the secret code to make a T-Rex chat? Solve this riddle, it's where ...
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Why are there fences around cemeteries? ๐ค Because it's 'grave'yard humor, folks!...
Why was the math book always worried?
Why was the math book always worried? ๐โ๐ข๐ค...
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly ...
What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?
๐ฆ When turkeys play baseball, what's the flocky surprise? ๐ Hint: There's a ๐ฝ-uc...
What has two legs but canโt walk?
๐ฆต๐ฆตWhat has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not ev...
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
๐ฅ Which day does the potato dread? ๐ค It's the one where it's mashed and spread! ...
What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?
๐ค When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and โจshineโจ lik...
Where do pencils go for vacation?
๐๏ธ๐๏ธAloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to โ๏ธ find a tropical par...
Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Why do ๐ put sunscreen before beach? ๐ They don't want to peel! ๐๐...
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
I am chilling! ๐...
What smells the best at Thanksgiving?
๐๐ What aroma tickles your ๐ at Thanksgiving? It's a scent that makes your ๐ and...
Which flower talks the most?
In a garden so bright, a riddle takes flight ๐ผ Which flower loves to chat, from ...
Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?
Why did ๐ฅฌ beat ๐ฅ in a race? Let's uncover this leafy secret and solve this veggi...
Whatโs a math teacherโs favorite tool?
๐ What's a math teacher's favorite tool? Find out how they always measure up! ๐๐...
Where do ghosts go for a swim?
๐ปWhere do ghosts go for a swim?๐ In a ๐ปghoulf course! No need for sunscreen! ๐๐ป...
Why is the forest so noisy?
๐ณ Why does the forest sound like a party? ๐ It's not just the chirping birds and...
What do you do if youโre a fan of Draculaโs?
๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ If you're a fan of Dracula's, here's a riddle for you: What do you do w...
What has four wheels and flies?
What's got 4 wheels and buzzes high? ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ + ๐ชฐ = ?...
What did one eye say to the other?
๐๏ธ"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-win...
What is a topโs favorite ride at the amusement park?
๐ข What makes a top dizzy with glee? This riddle's here for you, you'll see! At t...
What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
๐ถ This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away...
Which Budgie owns the cage?
๐ฆBirds so bright, feathers of all hues, In a colorful cage, there's quite the cr...
What is a witchโs favorite subject in school?
๐งโโ๏ธ Enchantingly puzzling! Here's a riddle for you: What subject wiggles brooms...
What did the squirrel give for Valentineโs Day?
๐ฟ๏ธ "What did the squirrel give for Valentine's Day? ๐ฐ๐"...
Why did the book join the police force?
๐ Why did the book join the police force? ๐ Because it wanted to catch all the "...