What did one eye say to the other?
๐๏ธ"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-win...
Why do cowboys ride horses?
Why do cowboys ๐ค ride horses? It's like dating! ๐ด๐น They're tired of wrangling co...
Why was six afraid of seven?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? ๐ฑ Because 7 ate 9! ๐๐ฝ๏ธ...
What kind of weather does a turkey like?
๐ฆI gobble and wobble, feathers all a-flutter, But when it's โจsunnyโ๏ธ, I complain...
How do you catch an unusual rabbit?
๐ฐ To catch an unusual rabbit, embrace your inner magician! Think outside the ๐ฉ &...
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite fruit?
๐ป "What's a ghost's favorite fruit?" ๐ asked the mischievous pumpkin. "Hmm... I ...
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up?
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ค It was just two-tired! ๐...
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
๐ฌ๏ธWhat's a boomerang that refuses to return? It's like a forgetful ghost! It's g...
What do witches order at hotels?
๐งโโ๏ธAt hotels, what do witches order?๐ฎ Their requests may leave you in laughter!...
Which bus crossed the ocean?
๐๐ The daring bus that challenged the sea, with wheels so waterproof, which coul...
Where do polar bears keep their money?
๐ปโ๏ธ๐ฆ: Where do polar bears keep their money? ๐ค๐ฐ...
Whatโs the best way to talk to a T-Rex?
๐ฆ๐ฃ๏ธ "What's the secret code to make a T-Rex chat? Solve this riddle, it's where ...
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
๐ถโโ๏ธWhen you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save ...
Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Why do ๐ put sunscreen before beach? ๐ They don't want to peel! ๐๐...
What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasnโt feeling well?
Why did the horse need a doctor? ๐ด๐ท...
Where can you always find a peacock?
๐ฆ In a place where mirrors abound, this proud bird struts around! Look closely, ...
Why was the computer cold?
Why was the computer cold? ๐คโ๏ธ...
What dies but never lives?
I come and go, yet never thrive, ๐น Like a plant, but no roots survive. ๐ฑ Among t...
Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Why did the ๐-wearing teacher shine brighter than the ๐? Find the answer to this...
Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
๐ฝ Don't let him a-maize you, he'll make a real (water)melon out of your boat! ๐ค ...
Why canโt the elephant use the computer?
๐ Why is the computer room always empty at the zoo? The answer is an ele-phainta...
Whatโs bigger than an elephant, but doesnโt weigh anything?
๐๐ช๏ธ What's bigger than an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything? It's a ๐dream! I...
What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?
๐ฅ "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" ๐ฅ...
Whereโs a wallโs favorite place to meet his friends?
๐งฑWhere's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?๐งฑ Hint: It's a spot where t...
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
What ๐ท๏ธ has 18 legs, ๐ฆ can't escape, and ๐โโ๏ธ runs away from?...
What did the carrot say to the mushroom?
๐ฅ: Hey mushroom, what's your favorite song by The Beat-les? ๐: I'm a "Fun Guy"! ...
What has two legs but canโt walk?
๐ฆต๐ฆตWhat has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not ev...
What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?
๐คธโโ๏ธ๐คนโโ๏ธ๐ What do these experts in flips, tricks, and fruit have in common? Let ...
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the ๐ cross the ๐ฃ๏ธ? Spooky surprise or just to catch up with his funny b...
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentineโs Day?
๐นWhat did the farmer ๐ give his wife ๐ฉโ๐พ for Valentine's Day? A gift that's both...
Why are fish so smart?
Why do fish ๐ love to swim in schools? ๐ซ Because they know it's fintelligent! ๐๐...
Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
In a world of monsters and mishaps, ๐งโโ๏ธ stumbled and felt quite blue. Who, oh w...