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Lydia Mahiga
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Sep 24, 2024
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Paul Ndomba
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Sep 23, 2024
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 22, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Sep 12, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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George Mallya
Guest
Sep 3, 2024
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Aug 31, 2024
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Nchi
Guest
Aug 14, 2024
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Aug 10, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Aug 9, 2024
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 31, 2024
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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George Tenga
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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John Kamande
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Makame
Guest
Jul 12, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Maulid
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Aziza
Guest
May 26, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
May 23, 2024
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Yusuf
Guest
May 21, 2024
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
May 13, 2024
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
May 9, 2024
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
May 8, 2024
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 7, 2024
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Neema
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
😆 This one really got me!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Mar 22, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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James Malima
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Nasra
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Samuel Were
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Abubakari
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
😂 This is a keeper!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Omari
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 23, 2024
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Halima
Guest
Jan 12, 2024
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Kijakazi
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Grace Minja
Guest
Nov 18, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 24, 2023
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
