Short Answer: To show the chickens it could do it with style! 🐘🚦🐔
Explanation: The elephant crossed the road to impress the chickens and prove that it's not just a giant creature, but also a master of finesse. It wanted to demonstrate its ability to navigate the road gracefully, leaving the chickens in awe of its remarkable skills. After all, who would have expected an elephant to cross the road so elegantly? 🤷♂️😄
Ali (Guest) on September 20, 2024
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Mwanais (Guest) on September 17, 2024
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Athumani (Guest) on September 14, 2024
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 12, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 10, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 9, 2024
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 16, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Baraka (Guest) on August 14, 2024
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 12, 2024
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Nasra (Guest) on August 9, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 3, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Salum (Guest) on August 3, 2024
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 24, 2024
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 26, 2024
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 26, 2024
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 22, 2024
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
John Lissu (Guest) on June 22, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Mtumwa (Guest) on June 11, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Rubea (Guest) on June 9, 2024
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 4, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 2, 2024
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 18, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Fadhili (Guest) on April 28, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
John Mwangi (Guest) on April 23, 2024
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 23, 2024
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 12, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Mwafirika (Guest) on April 10, 2024
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 31, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
George Tenga (Guest) on March 25, 2024
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 23, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Jafari (Guest) on March 16, 2024
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 12, 2024
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Zakia (Guest) on March 7, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 7, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 23, 2024
😄 Perfect joke!
David Musyoka (Guest) on February 22, 2024
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Kassim (Guest) on February 18, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Latifa (Guest) on February 17, 2024
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Jafari (Guest) on February 14, 2024
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 9, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
James Kawawa (Guest) on January 31, 2024
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 20, 2024
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 16, 2024
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Sofia (Guest) on January 7, 2024
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 3, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Nuru (Guest) on December 21, 2023
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 18, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
Nassor (Guest) on December 17, 2023
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 13, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 6, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 6, 2023
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Neema (Guest) on December 5, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Mashaka (Guest) on November 24, 2023
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Safiya (Guest) on November 17, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Chiku (Guest) on November 16, 2023
😆 Totally hilarious!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 14, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 10, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 1, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Rahma (Guest) on October 27, 2023
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 24, 2023
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!