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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 15, 2024
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 10, 2024
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Irene Makena
Guest
Sep 6, 2024
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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David Chacha
Guest
Aug 31, 2024
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 31, 2024
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Aug 31, 2024
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Aug 9, 2024
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Baraka
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 30, 2024
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jul 25, 2024
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Rehema
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Mohamed
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jul 6, 2024
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
😂 I’m dying!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
May 25, 2024
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 22, 2024
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Issa
Guest
May 17, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Halima
Guest
May 13, 2024
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 10, 2024
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Neema
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Frank Macha
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Ibrahim
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Athumani
Guest
Mar 14, 2024
😆 This one really got me!
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Mtumwa
Guest
Mar 13, 2024
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Bakari
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Yusuf
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Raha
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Wande
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Sofia
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 23, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Oct 14, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
