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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Sep 21, 2024
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 20, 2024
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Hamida
Guest
Sep 14, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 5, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Aug 21, 2024
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Aug 17, 2024
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Aug 9, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 31, 2024
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 31, 2024
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Nuru
Guest
Jul 20, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 7, 2024
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
😁 This just made my day!
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Zakaria
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 3, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Farida
Guest
May 25, 2024
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 17, 2024
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Sultan
Guest
May 11, 2024
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Kiza
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Hamida
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 13, 2024
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Sofia
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Yusuf
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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David Sokoine
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Yusuf
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Mwachumu
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Hamida
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jan 4, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Selemani
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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George Mallya
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Tambwe
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 23, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Yusra
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
😄 Too good!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
