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Rukia
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Sep 20, 2024
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Monica Nyalandu
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Aug 22, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Aug 20, 2024
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Dorothy Nkya
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Aug 9, 2024
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Latifa
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Jul 25, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Margaret Anyango
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Jul 22, 2024
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Patrick Kidata
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Jul 12, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Jane Malecela
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Jul 10, 2024
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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David Chacha
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Jul 10, 2024
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Sarah Karani
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Jun 24, 2024
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 21, 2024
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Mwachumu
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Apr 21, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Ruth Kibona
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Apr 14, 2024
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Omari
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Apr 11, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Victor Mwalimu
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Mar 28, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Andrew Mahiga
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Mar 24, 2024
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Mar 13, 2024
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Irene Makena
Guest
Mar 12, 2024
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Shani
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Mar 7, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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John Mushi
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Feb 10, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Alice Mwikali
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Jan 30, 2024
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Khalifa
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Jan 26, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Mhina
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Dec 18, 2023
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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James Malima
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Dec 11, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Zuhura
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Dec 2, 2023
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Maida
Guest
Nov 1, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Robert Okello
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Oct 27, 2023
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 24, 2023
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Wande
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Oct 16, 2023
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Shamsa
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 9, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Selemani
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Oct 5, 2023
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Victor Mwalimu
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Sep 29, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Alice Jebet
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Sep 27, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
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Esther Nyambura
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Sep 23, 2023
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Aziza
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Sep 11, 2023
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Hamida
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Sep 10, 2023
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Sep 4, 2023
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Elizabeth Mrope
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Sep 4, 2023
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Maneno
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Sep 2, 2023
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Abdillah
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Aug 28, 2023
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 27, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Yusra
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Aug 25, 2023
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Brian Karanja
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Aug 16, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Yahya
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Aug 6, 2023
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
