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Charles Mchome
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Sep 23, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Sep 21, 2024
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 18, 2024
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 14, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Sharifa
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 28, 2024
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Aug 18, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Juma
Guest
Jul 14, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Juma
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Rukia
Guest
May 28, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 21, 2024
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
May 15, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Kassim
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Wande
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 11, 2024
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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James Kawawa
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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George Mallya
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Shabani
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Mchawi
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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George Tenga
Guest
Jan 24, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Wande
Guest
Jan 24, 2024
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Chum
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Dec 27, 2023
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Issa
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Omari
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
😄 You got me!
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Sekela
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 27, 2023
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Rahma
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Khatib
Guest
Oct 16, 2023
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 1, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Sep 28, 2023
😆 This one really got me!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Nasra
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Hekima
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Mwafirika
Guest
Sep 14, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Sep 13, 2023
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Sep 4, 2023
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
