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Nasra
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Sep 19, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Grace Mligo
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Sep 18, 2024
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Sep 15, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Wande
Guest
Sep 12, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 5, 2024
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Sep 2, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Fadhila
Guest
Aug 19, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Omar
Guest
Aug 17, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Aug 13, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 27, 2024
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 26, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 24, 2024
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 27, 2024
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Selemani
Guest
May 26, 2024
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 24, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
May 22, 2024
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Bahati
Guest
May 18, 2024
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Michael Onyango
Guest
May 11, 2024
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Tambwe
Guest
May 3, 2024
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Fadhili
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Omari
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Mazrui
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
😄 Nailed it!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
🤣 This one got me good!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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David Ochieng
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Feb 20, 2024
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Jabir
Guest
Jan 5, 2024
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Jaffar
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Kassim
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Salma
Guest
Nov 24, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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James Mduma
Guest
Nov 23, 2023
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Nov 23, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Nov 23, 2023
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Binti
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Shani
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Oct 28, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Nassar
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
