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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Sep 23, 2024
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Mwafirika
Guest
Sep 8, 2024
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 14, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 12, 2024
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Mashaka
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 31, 2024
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 30, 2024
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Maneno
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Amani
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 26, 2024
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 11, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Mzee
Guest
May 17, 2024
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 4, 2024
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Majid
Guest
May 3, 2024
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Farida
Guest
May 1, 2024
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Khadija
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Tabu
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Feb 20, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Rahim
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Mhina
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Sofia
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Mwanais
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
😄 You got me good!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jan 4, 2024
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Abubakar
Guest
Jan 1, 2024
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Dec 19, 2023
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Neema
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Samuel Were
Guest
Nov 28, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Mwajuma
Guest
Nov 24, 2023
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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James Mduma
Guest
Nov 6, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
