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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 22, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Sep 9, 2024
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Aug 6, 2024
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Warda
Guest
Aug 4, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 2, 2024
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Rahim
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 11, 2024
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Rahim
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Majid
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
😄 Nailed it!
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Yusuf
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jun 3, 2024
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Asha
Guest
May 28, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
May 20, 2024
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Tabu
Guest
May 19, 2024
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
May 17, 2024
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Rahma
Guest
Apr 20, 2024
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Apr 11, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Abdillah
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Rahim
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Omar
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Maimuna
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Zulekha
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Rubea
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Rukia
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Baridi
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Abdillah
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Mohamed
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Habiba
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Omari
Guest
Oct 28, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Oct 20, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Husna
Guest
Oct 20, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Baridi
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
