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Charles Mboje
Guest
Sep 12, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Sarafina
Guest
Sep 10, 2024
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Sep 5, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 28, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Aug 17, 2024
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Rashid
Guest
Aug 15, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 6, 2024
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Amani
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Mohamed
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Sharifa
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Mchawi
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jun 3, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Neema
Guest
May 29, 2024
🤣 This one got me good!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 17, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 16, 2024
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
May 11, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 9, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
May 8, 2024
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Neema
Guest
May 8, 2024
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Shamim
Guest
May 4, 2024
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
😄 You got me!
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 20, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Halima
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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James Kawawa
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
🤣 This one’s fire!
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John Malisa
Guest
Mar 2, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Mohamed
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Kahina
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Fadhila
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Kassim
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jan 6, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Rahma
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Fatuma
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Zakia
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
🤣 Sending this now!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Nashon
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Mchuma
Guest
Nov 24, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
