👥
Juma
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
👥
Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 26, 2024
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
👥
Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 31, 2024
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
👥
Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 16, 2024
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
👥
Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
👥
Wande
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
👥
Mariam
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
😂 This joke just made my day!
👥
Charles Mboje
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
👥
Binti
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
👥
Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
👥
Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 11, 2024
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
👥
Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
👥
Jaffar
Guest
May 28, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
👥
Charles Mboje
Guest
May 24, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
👥
Khadija
Guest
May 20, 2024
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
👥
Frank Macha
Guest
May 20, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
👥
Hekima
Guest
May 17, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
👥
Violet Mumo
Guest
May 13, 2024
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
👥
Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
May 6, 2024
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
👥
Shani
Guest
May 5, 2024
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
👥
Josephine
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
🤣 Sharing this right now!
👥
Nancy Komba
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
👥
Alice Jebet
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
👥
Maida
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
👥
Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
😂 Sharing right away!
👥
Robert Okello
Guest
Mar 13, 2024
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
👥
Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
👥
Henry Mollel
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
👥
Mary Njeri
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
👥
Mwanaidi
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
👥
Shamsa
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
👥
Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
👥
Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
🤣 Brilliant joke!
👥
Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
👥
Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
👥
Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
👥
Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 5, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
👥
Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
👥
Josephine
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
👥
Alice Jebet
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
👥
Habiba
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
👥
Ahmed
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
👥
David Sokoine
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
👥
Masika
Guest
Nov 24, 2023
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
👥
Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 23, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
👥
Hassan
Guest
Nov 17, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
👥
Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Oct 27, 2023
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
👥
Peter Mbise
Guest
Oct 14, 2023
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
👥
Hamida
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
👥
Sarafina
Guest
Sep 14, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
👥
Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
👥
Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
👥
Sarah Karani
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
👥
Mwajuma
Guest
Sep 4, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
👥
Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 4, 2023
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
👥
Azima
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
👥
Arifa
Guest
Aug 8, 2023
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
👥
Victor Kimario
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
👥
Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 26, 2023
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
👥
Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 25, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
