What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? A nervous wreck! ๐
Explanation: This answer plays with the phrase "nervous wreck," which typically means someone who is extremely anxious or worried. By adding a touch of wordplay, we imagine a literal shipwreck at the bottom of the ocean that is feeling nervous. Using the emoji ๐ adds a fun and lighthearted touch, as if the nervous wreck is hiding from its worries. Overall, the answer combines humor, imagination, and a pun to create a cheerful and creative response.
Juma (Guest) on August 29, 2024
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 26, 2024
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 31, 2024
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 16, 2024
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 10, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Wande (Guest) on June 30, 2024
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Mariam (Guest) on June 28, 2024
๐ This joke just made my day!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 27, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Binti (Guest) on June 25, 2024
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 23, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 11, 2024
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 1, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Jaffar (Guest) on May 28, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 24, 2024
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Khadija (Guest) on May 20, 2024
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 20, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Hekima (Guest) on May 17, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 13, 2024
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 6, 2024
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Shani (Guest) on May 5, 2024
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Josephine (Guest) on April 14, 2024
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 3, 2024
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 2, 2024
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Maida (Guest) on March 21, 2024
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 19, 2024
๐ Sharing right away!
Robert Okello (Guest) on March 13, 2024
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 9, 2024
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 1, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 28, 2024
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 22, 2024
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Shamsa (Guest) on February 5, 2024
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 31, 2024
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 31, 2024
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 31, 2024
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 28, 2024
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 21, 2024
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 5, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 22, 2023
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Josephine (Guest) on December 21, 2023
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 10, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Habiba (Guest) on December 10, 2023
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Ahmed (Guest) on December 8, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
David Sokoine (Guest) on December 4, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Masika (Guest) on November 24, 2023
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 23, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Hassan (Guest) on November 17, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 27, 2023
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 14, 2023
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Hamida (Guest) on October 5, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Sarafina (Guest) on September 14, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 11, 2023
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 10, 2023
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 6, 2023
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Mwajuma (Guest) on September 4, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 4, 2023
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Azima (Guest) on August 30, 2023
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Arifa (Guest) on August 8, 2023
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 3, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 26, 2023
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 25, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐