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Baraka
Guest
Sep 21, 2024
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 14, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Sep 1, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Zulekha
Guest
Aug 21, 2024
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Rabia
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Aug 5, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Jaffar
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Nyota
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Wande
Guest
May 29, 2024
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 26, 2024
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Zakaria
Guest
May 16, 2024
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Mwanais
Guest
May 11, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Farida
Guest
May 8, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 8, 2024
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 8, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 2, 2024
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Shamim
Guest
May 1, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
😄 Too good!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Chris Okello
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Daudi
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Rashid
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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James Mduma
Guest
Apr 9, 2024
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Zainab
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Mwanais
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mwagonda
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Rubea
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Josephine
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
🤣 Sending this now!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 2, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Husna
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jan 24, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jan 15, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Leila
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 16, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Kijakazi
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 17, 2023
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
