Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 14, 2024

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Mjaka (Guest) on August 29, 2024

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 27, 2024

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Yusuf (Guest) on August 25, 2024

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 24, 2024

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 19, 2024

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 2, 2024

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Maimuna (Guest) on July 27, 2024

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 20, 2024

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 18, 2024

😄 Too good!

Mzee (Guest) on June 25, 2024

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Ahmed (Guest) on June 23, 2024

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 23, 2024

😆 That punchline was epic!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 9, 2024

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Bakari (Guest) on June 6, 2024

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 29, 2024

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

John Malisa (Guest) on May 22, 2024

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 21, 2024

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 20, 2024

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 19, 2024

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Masika (Guest) on May 17, 2024

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Khalifa (Guest) on May 9, 2024

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 7, 2024

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Khamis (Guest) on May 1, 2024

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

John Lissu (Guest) on April 26, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 20, 2024

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Mchuma (Guest) on April 10, 2024

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 27, 2024

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Latifa (Guest) on March 25, 2024

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Jamila (Guest) on March 22, 2024

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 20, 2024

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 16, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 14, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Halimah (Guest) on March 12, 2024

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Maneno (Guest) on March 11, 2024

😂 I need to save this one forever!

John Mushi (Guest) on March 6, 2024

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Mustafa (Guest) on February 29, 2024

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 26, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mzee (Guest) on February 23, 2024

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Maimuna (Guest) on February 16, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 7, 2024

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 6, 2024

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Azima (Guest) on January 27, 2024

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 19, 2024

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on January 8, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Wande (Guest) on January 3, 2024

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Makame (Guest) on December 21, 2023

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 18, 2023

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Maida (Guest) on December 18, 2023

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 26, 2023

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Kahina (Guest) on November 23, 2023

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 21, 2023

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 14, 2023

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Mwanais (Guest) on November 11, 2023

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Ndoto (Guest) on October 28, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Salima (Guest) on October 24, 2023

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 22, 2023

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 10, 2023

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 7, 2023

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Selemani (Guest) on October 1, 2023

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰