Short Answer: Because they were "boo"sy doing ghostly things! 👻
Explanation: The ghost couldn't see his parents because they were so busy being spooky and doing ghostly activities. They were probably busy scaring people or floating through walls, leaving the poor little ghost all alone. But hey, at least they were having a hauntingly good time! 😄👻
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 23, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 22, 2024
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Abubakari (Guest) on September 20, 2024
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Rahim (Guest) on September 18, 2024
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Grace Minja (Guest) on September 16, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Safiya (Guest) on September 14, 2024
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Abdullah (Guest) on September 7, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Ndoto (Guest) on September 5, 2024
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 30, 2024
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 4, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Sumaya (Guest) on August 1, 2024
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Kahina (Guest) on July 28, 2024
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 9, 2024
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Samuel Were (Guest) on June 26, 2024
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 26, 2024
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Abubakari (Guest) on May 25, 2024
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Maneno (Guest) on May 21, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Abubakar (Guest) on May 21, 2024
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Issa (Guest) on May 17, 2024
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Farida (Guest) on May 15, 2024
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Kiza (Guest) on May 11, 2024
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
John Mushi (Guest) on May 10, 2024
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Amir (Guest) on May 7, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 2, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Baraka (Guest) on April 27, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 16, 2024
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 16, 2024
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 5, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 31, 2024
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 11, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 1, 2024
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Mazrui (Guest) on February 28, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 22, 2024
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 22, 2024
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 13, 2024
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Ndoto (Guest) on February 10, 2024
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Victor Malima (Guest) on February 9, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Salima (Guest) on January 31, 2024
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 25, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Mchuma (Guest) on January 19, 2024
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 13, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 30, 2023
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Wande (Guest) on December 25, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 25, 2023
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 19, 2023
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Rubea (Guest) on December 17, 2023
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 16, 2023
😄 Too good!
John Lissu (Guest) on December 12, 2023
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Mariam (Guest) on December 5, 2023
😆 That punchline was epic!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 4, 2023
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Mwachumu (Guest) on November 25, 2023
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Masika (Guest) on November 25, 2023
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 18, 2023
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Mariam (Guest) on November 11, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 9, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 26, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 25, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 22, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 13, 2023
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 8, 2023
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂