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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Sep 20, 2024
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Ahmed
Guest
Sep 15, 2024
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Philip Nyaga
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Aug 25, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 25, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Aug 7, 2024
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 26, 2024
😂 Gotta save this!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
😅 I needed that!
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
May 26, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Ramadhan
Guest
May 19, 2024
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 13, 2024
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Hekima
Guest
May 8, 2024
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Salum
Guest
May 1, 2024
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Amina
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Husna
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Nasra
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Ramadhan
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Mgeni
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Abubakar
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Feb 7, 2024
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jan 23, 2024
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
😂 Sharing right away!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jan 20, 2024
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Kiza
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Bakari
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 16, 2023
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 15, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Kheri
Guest
Nov 27, 2023
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Khatib
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 18, 2023
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Shabani
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Zainab
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Baridi
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Sep 18, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Aug 19, 2023
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Zakaria
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Halima
Guest
Aug 17, 2023
😁 This made my day!
