What did the circle say to the triangle?

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 22, 2024

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 14, 2024

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

David Nyerere (Guest) on September 13, 2024

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 9, 2024

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Samuel Were (Guest) on August 12, 2024

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 17, 2024

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 2, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 1, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 24, 2024

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 13, 2024

😂 This is a keeper!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 25, 2024

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 10, 2024

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Halimah (Guest) on April 28, 2024

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 17, 2024

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 16, 2024

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

David Musyoka (Guest) on April 15, 2024

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 2, 2024

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Maida (Guest) on March 31, 2024

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Arifa (Guest) on March 25, 2024

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Nasra (Guest) on March 8, 2024

🤣 Sending this now!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 6, 2024

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Mtumwa (Guest) on March 5, 2024

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 3, 2024

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 27, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Rahma (Guest) on February 8, 2024

😄 Perfect joke!

Mzee (Guest) on January 30, 2024

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Khalifa (Guest) on January 28, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 26, 2024

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 25, 2024

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 25, 2024

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Umi (Guest) on January 20, 2024

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Khatib (Guest) on January 11, 2024

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Mwanais (Guest) on January 10, 2024

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 9, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Robert Okello (Guest) on December 27, 2023

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 14, 2023

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Sharifa (Guest) on December 14, 2023

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Rukia (Guest) on December 8, 2023

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

John Lissu (Guest) on December 4, 2023

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 29, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 25, 2023

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 18, 2023

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 11, 2023

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

John Mushi (Guest) on November 8, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Fadhili (Guest) on October 29, 2023

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 26, 2023

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 21, 2023

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 18, 2023

🤣 This one got me good!

Mtumwa (Guest) on October 14, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 7, 2023

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 3, 2023

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 23, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 12, 2023

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Umi (Guest) on August 25, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 10, 2023

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

George Mallya (Guest) on August 2, 2023

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 23, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 21, 2023

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Zulekha (Guest) on July 13, 2023

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Abdullah (Guest) on July 12, 2023

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓