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Mazrui
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Sep 24, 2024
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 23, 2024
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
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Mashaka
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Sep 21, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
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Ann Wambui
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Sep 16, 2024
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Sep 15, 2024
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 28, 2024
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 23, 2024
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Aug 20, 2024
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
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Issack
Guest
Aug 20, 2024
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 16, 2024
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Azima
Guest
Aug 5, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 5, 2024
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 27, 2024
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
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Jamal
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
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Asha
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jul 16, 2024
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 18, 2024
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 18, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
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David Chacha
Guest
May 23, 2024
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
May 20, 2024
๐ This made my day!
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Fadhili
Guest
May 8, 2024
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
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Binti
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
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Sekela
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
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Jabir
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
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Binti
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 1, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
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Sultan
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
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Farida
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
๐ What a joke!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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James Malima
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
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Zawadi
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
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Latifa
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
