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Mazrui
Guest
Sep 24, 2024
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 23, 2024
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 21, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Sep 16, 2024
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Sep 15, 2024
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 28, 2024
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 23, 2024
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Aug 20, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Issack
Guest
Aug 20, 2024
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 16, 2024
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Azima
Guest
Aug 5, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 5, 2024
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 27, 2024
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Jamal
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Asha
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jul 16, 2024
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 18, 2024
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 18, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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David Chacha
Guest
May 23, 2024
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
May 20, 2024
😁 This made my day!
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Fadhili
Guest
May 8, 2024
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Binti
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Sekela
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Jabir
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Binti
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 1, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Sultan
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Farida
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
😄 What a joke!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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James Malima
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Zawadi
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Latifa
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
