Short Answer: "You're attractive, let's stick together! ๐"
Explanation: The paper clip is making a playful pun by referring to the magnet as "attractive," which could mean both physically appealing and having the ability to attract objects. By saying "let's stick together," the paper clip is referring to how magnets attract objects, but also humorously suggesting a desire for a close relationship with the magnet. The use of the ๐ emoji adds a cheerful and affectionate tone to the conversation, making it funny and lighthearted.
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 16, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Jamila (Guest) on September 12, 2024
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 8, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Ali (Guest) on August 30, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 18, 2024
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
John Mushi (Guest) on August 12, 2024
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 11, 2024
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 11, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Husna (Guest) on August 10, 2024
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Maida (Guest) on August 6, 2024
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 30, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 25, 2024
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Latifa (Guest) on July 25, 2024
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 24, 2024
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 23, 2024
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Yahya (Guest) on July 20, 2024
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Fadhila (Guest) on July 17, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
James Mduma (Guest) on June 30, 2024
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 28, 2024
๐ That punchline!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 25, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 14, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 8, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Frank Macha (Guest) on June 7, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 5, 2024
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Issa (Guest) on June 1, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 1, 2024
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 28, 2024
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 25, 2024
๐ I need to save this one forever!
John Mwangi (Guest) on April 21, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 20, 2024
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 31, 2024
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 24, 2024
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 3, 2024
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on February 25, 2024
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
John Mwangi (Guest) on February 23, 2024
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Maulid (Guest) on February 20, 2024
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on February 18, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Zainab (Guest) on January 31, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Kheri (Guest) on January 28, 2024
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Bakari (Guest) on January 26, 2024
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 10, 2023
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 4, 2023
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Neema (Guest) on November 18, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Mchawi (Guest) on November 14, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 11, 2023
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 6, 2023
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Fikiri (Guest) on October 31, 2023
๐ Too good!
Selemani (Guest) on October 22, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Abubakar (Guest) on October 20, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Zulekha (Guest) on October 16, 2023
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Arifa (Guest) on October 9, 2023
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Jabir (Guest) on September 25, 2023
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Makame (Guest) on September 16, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 8, 2023
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 3, 2023
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 30, 2023
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 28, 2023
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Jamila (Guest) on August 28, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Rahma (Guest) on August 26, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 26, 2023
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐