Short Answer: Because they're both totally off the mark! ๐คช
Explanation: The statement "1+1=3" is mathematically incorrect just like your left foot trying to be your right foot. They both veer away from the expected and conventional norms, causing hilarity in their own unique ways. So, while your left foot may not be able to fit into a right shoe, the equation 1+1 will never equal 3, no matter how hard we try to convince ourselves otherwise. Let's embrace the joyful absurdity! ๐
Rahim (Guest) on September 11, 2024
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Aziza (Guest) on September 8, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 26, 2024
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 24, 2024
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Makame (Guest) on August 22, 2024
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 18, 2024
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Sarafina (Guest) on August 3, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Shamsa (Guest) on August 3, 2024
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 28, 2024
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Latifa (Guest) on July 19, 2024
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 14, 2024
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 10, 2024
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 2, 2024
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Shukuru (Guest) on June 21, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Aziza (Guest) on June 21, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 14, 2024
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Yusra (Guest) on June 13, 2024
๐ This one really got me!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 4, 2024
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 30, 2024
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 23, 2024
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 12, 2024
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 11, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Ahmed (Guest) on May 8, 2024
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Hekima (Guest) on April 24, 2024
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Umi (Guest) on April 19, 2024
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 5, 2024
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 25, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on March 15, 2024
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 15, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 15, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 8, 2024
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Mgeni (Guest) on March 4, 2024
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 23, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 5, 2024
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 1, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 31, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 23, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 21, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
John Kamande (Guest) on December 20, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
George Mallya (Guest) on December 19, 2023
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on December 18, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 17, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 19, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Mwajabu (Guest) on November 18, 2023
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Selemani (Guest) on November 14, 2023
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Hekima (Guest) on November 10, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Zulekha (Guest) on November 6, 2023
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 4, 2023
๐ I needed that!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 26, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Farida (Guest) on October 23, 2023
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 18, 2023
๐ Saving this one!
Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 13, 2023
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Frank Macha (Guest) on October 10, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Mchawi (Guest) on September 18, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 18, 2023
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Warda (Guest) on September 13, 2023
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Biashara (Guest) on September 9, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
George Mallya (Guest) on August 30, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 28, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Maimuna (Guest) on August 28, 2023
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐