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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 16, 2024
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Sep 14, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Sep 12, 2024
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 11, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Husna
Guest
Aug 31, 2024
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 31, 2024
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 18, 2024
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 2, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 11, 2024
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Shani
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Majid
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 3, 2024
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Juma
Guest
May 29, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
May 25, 2024
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 13, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Rashid
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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James Kimani
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
😂 Sharing right away!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Jamila
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Maulid
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Rahma
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Nyota
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Grace Minja
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Rubea
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Salum
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Warda
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jan 29, 2024
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Rukia
Guest
Jan 29, 2024
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Ramadhan
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Chiku
Guest
Nov 28, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
