Funny Answer: ๐งโโ๏ธ Monsters tell their fortunes by reading their BOO-leans! ๐ป๐
Explanation: Monsters have their own unique way of telling fortunes by using a play on words. Rather than using "booleans," which are a computer science term, monsters use "BOO-leans" to predict their future. This adds a humorous twist to the idea of monsters seeking predictions about their lives. The use of the ghost emoji and the skull emoji adds to the playfulness and spooky vibe of the answer.
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 16, 2024
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 14, 2024
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 12, 2024
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 11, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Husna (Guest) on August 31, 2024
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Kheri (Guest) on August 31, 2024
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Mjaka (Guest) on August 29, 2024
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 18, 2024
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 2, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 11, 2024
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Chum (Guest) on July 5, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Shani (Guest) on July 4, 2024
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 4, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 2, 2024
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Rabia (Guest) on June 30, 2024
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Majid (Guest) on June 25, 2024
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 12, 2024
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 3, 2024
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Kassim (Guest) on June 2, 2024
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Juma (Guest) on May 29, 2024
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 25, 2024
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 13, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Mzee (Guest) on May 2, 2024
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Omar (Guest) on May 1, 2024
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Rashid (Guest) on April 27, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 25, 2024
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 10, 2024
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
James Kimani (Guest) on April 7, 2024
๐ Sharing right away!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 6, 2024
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on April 2, 2024
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Irene Makena (Guest) on April 2, 2024
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 29, 2024
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 15, 2024
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Jamila (Guest) on March 6, 2024
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Maulid (Guest) on March 6, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 27, 2024
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 22, 2024
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Rahma (Guest) on February 21, 2024
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Nyota (Guest) on February 17, 2024
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on February 16, 2024
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Rubea (Guest) on February 15, 2024
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Salum (Guest) on February 5, 2024
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Warda (Guest) on February 4, 2024
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 29, 2024
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Rukia (Guest) on January 29, 2024
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Nashon (Guest) on January 26, 2024
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 22, 2024
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on January 19, 2024
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 17, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 14, 2024
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 28, 2023
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on December 21, 2023
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 17, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Baraka (Guest) on December 11, 2023
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 5, 2023
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 3, 2023
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 2, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Chiku (Guest) on November 28, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Abubakar (Guest) on November 15, 2023
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 13, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐