What’s a bat’s favorite pastime?

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 12, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 12, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 10, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Shani (Guest) on September 6, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 27, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 26, 2024

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Ahmed (Guest) on August 20, 2024

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Jamila (Guest) on August 9, 2024

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 9, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 4, 2024

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 28, 2024

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 28, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 21, 2024

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 7, 2024

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 26, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 18, 2024

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Yusra (Guest) on June 17, 2024

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Kazija (Guest) on June 8, 2024

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 1, 2024

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 19, 2024

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Masika (Guest) on May 18, 2024

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Sarafina (Guest) on May 14, 2024

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Mwakisu (Guest) on May 3, 2024

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 18, 2024

😆 Still cracking up!

Bakari (Guest) on April 15, 2024

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 14, 2024

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 13, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 10, 2024

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

John Mushi (Guest) on April 2, 2024

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 27, 2024

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Mwalimu (Guest) on March 17, 2024

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Warda (Guest) on March 13, 2024

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Maulid (Guest) on March 9, 2024

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 5, 2024

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 26, 2024

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 21, 2024

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 11, 2024

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Kiza (Guest) on February 7, 2024

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 24, 2024

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 17, 2024

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

James Kimani (Guest) on January 6, 2024

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Athumani (Guest) on January 2, 2024

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Daudi (Guest) on December 23, 2023

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

David Musyoka (Guest) on December 22, 2023

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Victor Malima (Guest) on December 17, 2023

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

John Malisa (Guest) on December 2, 2023

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 25, 2023

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 24, 2023

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 11, 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Nassor (Guest) on November 10, 2023

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Mustafa (Guest) on November 6, 2023

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Rukia (Guest) on October 26, 2023

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Khalifa (Guest) on October 12, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 12, 2023

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Nassar (Guest) on September 22, 2023

😆 Totally hilarious!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 12, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 6, 2023

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 28, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 20, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 19, 2023

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭