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Sofia
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Sep 20, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Sep 6, 2024
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Jabir
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Sep 4, 2024
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 25, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jul 24, 2024
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 7, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Safiya
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Zubeida
Guest
May 26, 2024
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Rehema
Guest
May 21, 2024
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Shukuru
Guest
May 17, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Fikiri
Guest
May 16, 2024
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 20, 2024
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Omar
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Latifa
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 11, 2024
😁 This is gold!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Apr 9, 2024
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Shani
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Fikiri
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Zulekha
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Shani
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Maida
Guest
Mar 22, 2024
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Fatuma
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 12, 2024
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Khadija
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Nahida
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Zawadi
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Shabani
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Zubeida
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Makame
Guest
Dec 27, 2023
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Dec 20, 2023
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Nyota
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Nov 19, 2023
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Nov 3, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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David Musyoka
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 20, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 28, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Abdullah
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Sep 18, 2023
😂 Sharing right away!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 19, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 19, 2023
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Aug 15, 2023
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 2, 2023
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Maimuna
Guest
Jul 29, 2023
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jul 26, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
