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Issa
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Sep 17, 2024
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 12, 2024
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Joseph Kawawa
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Sep 6, 2024
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 6, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Aug 17, 2024
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 17, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 5, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Farida
Guest
Aug 1, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 27, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 27, 2024
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jul 27, 2024
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jul 7, 2024
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 6, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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John Kamande
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Arifa
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Kassim
Guest
May 8, 2024
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 7, 2024
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Halima
Guest
May 5, 2024
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Amani
Guest
May 4, 2024
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 1, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Ndoto
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Leila
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Daudi
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Selemani
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Hamida
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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John Kamande
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Hawa
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jan 29, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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George Tenga
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Khadija
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Amina
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Mjaka
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Fadhili
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Nov 18, 2023
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Majid
Guest
Nov 18, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
