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Francis Mrope
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Sep 16, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Bahati
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Khamis
Guest
Aug 23, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Aug 9, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jul 27, 2021
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jul 27, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jul 18, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 4, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Salima
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Masika
Guest
May 17, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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David Nyerere
Guest
May 16, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Patrick Akech
Guest
May 12, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Maulid
Guest
May 1, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Saidi
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Shabani
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Masika
Guest
Apr 17, 2021
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Apr 9, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Nasra
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Grace Minja
Guest
Apr 2, 2021
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Nashon
Guest
Mar 31, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Ahmed
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Mar 21, 2021
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 19, 2021
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Ramadhan
Guest
Mar 13, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Mar 2, 2021
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Mjaka
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Maneno
Guest
Feb 20, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Issa
Guest
Feb 10, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Feb 4, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Faiza
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jan 10, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Dec 22, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Rahma
Guest
Dec 8, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Dec 5, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Omar
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Nov 12, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Shukuru
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Jamila
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Mzee
Guest
Oct 17, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Oct 17, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
