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Nancy Kabura
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Sep 25, 2024
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Sofia
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Sep 24, 2024
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Sep 24, 2024
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Mchuma
Guest
Sep 22, 2024
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Sep 5, 2024
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Sep 2, 2024
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Rehema
Guest
Aug 31, 2024
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Ibrahim
Guest
Aug 9, 2024
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jul 27, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jul 24, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Khadija
Guest
Jul 7, 2024
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Jafari
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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David Nyerere
Guest
May 27, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 16, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
May 4, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
🤣 Sending this now!
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 13, 2024
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Rahma
Guest
Mar 14, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Mjaka
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Zuhura
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Mgeni
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Grace Minja
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 15, 2024
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Fikiri
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Halima
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Chum
Guest
Nov 18, 2023
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Nchi
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Abdullah
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 18, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
