Why are fish so smart?

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 23, 2024

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 19, 2024

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 26, 2024

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Jamal (Guest) on August 23, 2024

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 13, 2024

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 6, 2024

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 3, 2024

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 22, 2024

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 21, 2024

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 14, 2024

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 10, 2024

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 3, 2024

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 1, 2024

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 30, 2024

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Kazija (Guest) on May 25, 2024

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 24, 2024

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Rabia (Guest) on May 16, 2024

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 16, 2024

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Khamis (Guest) on May 12, 2024

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Safiya (Guest) on May 4, 2024

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Sofia (Guest) on April 7, 2024

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Jaffar (Guest) on March 26, 2024

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Yusuf (Guest) on March 17, 2024

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 17, 2024

😁 This is gold!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 13, 2024

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 7, 2024

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 2, 2024

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 28, 2024

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 27, 2024

🤣 Pure genius!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 16, 2024

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Binti (Guest) on February 15, 2024

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 14, 2024

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 11, 2024

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 1, 2024

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Nahida (Guest) on January 15, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Khamis (Guest) on January 12, 2024

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

John Lissu (Guest) on January 2, 2024

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 31, 2023

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 25, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 15, 2023

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Issack (Guest) on December 13, 2023

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 13, 2023

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 13, 2023

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 9, 2023

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Josephine (Guest) on December 4, 2023

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 3, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Makame (Guest) on November 24, 2023

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 21, 2023

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Hashim (Guest) on November 6, 2023

😆 This one really got me!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 3, 2023

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 26, 2023

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 25, 2023

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Salma (Guest) on October 19, 2023

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 18, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Shukuru (Guest) on October 12, 2023

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 6, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 28, 2023

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Habiba (Guest) on September 21, 2023

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 20, 2023

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 18, 2023

🤣 Brilliant joke!