The monster asked the 🧛♂️Dracula🧛♂️ to kiss his boo-boos after he fell! 😂🧛♂️
Explanation: When the monster fell and hurt himself, he knew that only a magical creature like Dracula could possess the healing powers to kiss away his boo-boos. After all, Dracula is known for his ability to turn into a bat and fly around, so surely he could use his supernatural skills for some tender monster first aid! 😄🦇
David Nyerere (Guest) on September 25, 2024
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Masika (Guest) on September 19, 2024
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Yusra (Guest) on September 11, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Majid (Guest) on September 8, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Rabia (Guest) on August 13, 2024
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 4, 2024
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 21, 2024
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 16, 2024
😂 Sharing right away!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 12, 2024
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Fadhila (Guest) on July 4, 2024
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 2, 2024
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 1, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 28, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 22, 2024
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 13, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 10, 2024
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Zubeida (Guest) on June 9, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 8, 2024
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 5, 2024
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 5, 2024
😂 So funny!
Yusuf (Guest) on June 3, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 2, 2024
😆 Still cracking up!
Tambwe (Guest) on May 31, 2024
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 29, 2024
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 19, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 7, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 2, 2024
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
James Kimani (Guest) on April 26, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Faiza (Guest) on April 13, 2024
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Maneno (Guest) on April 4, 2024
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Nahida (Guest) on March 25, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
John Kamande (Guest) on March 24, 2024
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Fikiri (Guest) on March 17, 2024
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 13, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Kheri (Guest) on March 4, 2024
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Fadhila (Guest) on March 4, 2024
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 18, 2024
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 18, 2024
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 15, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 10, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 25, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Mariam (Guest) on January 22, 2024
😆 That punchline was epic!
Wande (Guest) on January 19, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 14, 2024
😂 This is a keeper!
Mazrui (Guest) on January 2, 2024
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 30, 2023
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 18, 2023
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 14, 2023
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 12, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 4, 2023
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 26, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 21, 2023
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Neema (Guest) on November 12, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 11, 2023
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 10, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Maimuna (Guest) on November 7, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Zainab (Guest) on November 4, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 3, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Sofia (Guest) on October 28, 2023
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 26, 2023
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆