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Catherine Mkumbo
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Sep 25, 2024
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Sep 14, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Mwachumu
Guest
Sep 1, 2024
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 31, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 31, 2024
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 13, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Shabani
Guest
Aug 2, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Zawadi
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
🤣 Pure genius!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Maimuna
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Alice Jebet
Guest
May 19, 2024
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Janet Wambura
Guest
May 1, 2024
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Maida
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Sharifa
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Zainab
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Faiza
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Mar 8, 2024
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Furaha
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Fadhila
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Nahida
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Amina
Guest
Jan 23, 2024
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Fadhila
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 5, 2024
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 4, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Muslima
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Hamida
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Dec 19, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Salima
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Abdillah
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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David Nyerere
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Nov 6, 2023
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Nov 3, 2023
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Neema
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Salum
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Oct 24, 2023
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Issa
Guest
Oct 20, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
