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Salima
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Sep 15, 2024
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Stephen Malecela
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Sep 13, 2024
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Tambwe
Guest
Sep 12, 2024
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 21, 2024
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jul 27, 2024
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 25, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Juma
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Hawa
Guest
Jun 18, 2024
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Zulekha
Guest
Jun 18, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Nassar
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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John Kamande
Guest
May 20, 2024
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Kassim
Guest
May 19, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Chiku
Guest
May 18, 2024
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
May 15, 2024
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Mary Kidata
Guest
May 13, 2024
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Zulekha
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Abubakar
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Halima
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 9, 2024
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Mar 12, 2024
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Ramadhan
Guest
Mar 8, 2024
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Baridi
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Ahmed
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Baraka
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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George Wanjala
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Hawa
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Abdullah
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Rashid
Guest
Nov 28, 2023
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Mchuma
Guest
Nov 18, 2023
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Oct 8, 2023
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
