Short Answer: Because he had a one-track mind! π€π
Explanation: The Cyclops, being a mythical creature with only a single eye, may have found it challenging to focus on multiple subjects and teach a diverse range of topics. With his one-track mind, he likely couldn't handle the variety that teaching demands. But hey, at least he had a unique perspective on things! ππ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 19, 2024
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Farida (Guest) on September 13, 2024
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 3, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 27, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Makame (Guest) on August 22, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 11, 2024
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 29, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 26, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Zulekha (Guest) on July 19, 2024
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Masika (Guest) on July 16, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 8, 2024
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 6, 2024
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 23, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Sofia (Guest) on June 20, 2024
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 9, 2024
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
Sofia (Guest) on May 27, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Bakari (Guest) on May 25, 2024
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Mzee (Guest) on May 23, 2024
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
John Mwangi (Guest) on May 20, 2024
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
Hekima (Guest) on May 17, 2024
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 17, 2024
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Abubakar (Guest) on May 13, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 30, 2024
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Jaffar (Guest) on April 23, 2024
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 16, 2024
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 14, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 11, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
Ann Awino (Guest) on April 10, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Daudi (Guest) on March 27, 2024
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 27, 2024
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 24, 2024
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Sarafina (Guest) on March 16, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
Mchuma (Guest) on March 8, 2024
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Chum (Guest) on March 4, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Zainab (Guest) on March 1, 2024
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
Yahya (Guest) on February 25, 2024
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 22, 2024
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Yahya (Guest) on February 21, 2024
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on February 5, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 27, 2024
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 26, 2024
π I needed that!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 17, 2024
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Sultan (Guest) on January 6, 2024
π Bookmarking this!
Halima (Guest) on December 29, 2023
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 21, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 17, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Daudi (Guest) on December 16, 2023
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
Sarafina (Guest) on December 9, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 1, 2023
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 30, 2023
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 11, 2023
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 2, 2023
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 30, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 14, 2023
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
John Lissu (Guest) on October 12, 2023
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
Ramadhan (Guest) on October 11, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Mashaka (Guest) on October 9, 2023
π Iβm saving this one!
Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 5, 2023
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 4, 2023
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
Shabani (Guest) on October 4, 2023
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄