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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 15, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Muslima
Guest
Nov 12, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 31, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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David Nyerere
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Majid
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Tambwe
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Mjaka
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Daudi
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 22, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Majid
Guest
Aug 3, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jul 26, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jul 2, 2018
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
May 30, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 29, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 21, 2018
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
May 16, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
May 14, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Moses Mwita
Guest
May 9, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 5, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Yahya
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 24, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Bahati
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Shamim
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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George Tenga
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jan 20, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 12, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
