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Monica Nyalandu
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Sep 21, 2024
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Aug 25, 2024
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Aug 24, 2024
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Frank Macha
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Aug 21, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Safiya
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Aug 14, 2024
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Sarah Mbise
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Aug 13, 2024
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Mtumwa
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Jul 15, 2024
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Michael Mboya
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Jul 11, 2024
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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John Kamande
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Jul 3, 2024
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Salima
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Jun 29, 2024
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Tabu
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Jun 15, 2024
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Amani
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Jun 10, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Diana Mallya
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Jun 6, 2024
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Samuel Omondi
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May 29, 2024
😄 You got me good!
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Paul Kamau
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May 21, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Rubea
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May 18, 2024
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Jamila
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May 1, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Warda
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Apr 29, 2024
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Nancy Akumu
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Apr 24, 2024
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Rose Mwinuka
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Apr 21, 2024
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Lydia Mahiga
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Apr 21, 2024
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Rose Kiwanga
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Apr 21, 2024
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Samson Tibaijuka
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Apr 21, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Lucy Kimotho
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Apr 20, 2024
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Kheri
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Apr 17, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Warda
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Stephen Amollo
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Apr 10, 2024
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Martin Otieno
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Mar 24, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Mar 22, 2024
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Sarah Karani
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Mar 16, 2024
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Zakaria
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Mar 1, 2024
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Mwafirika
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
🤣 Pure genius!
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Sarafina
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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David Musyoka
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Feb 12, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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George Ndungu
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Feb 12, 2024
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Mary Kidata
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Feb 5, 2024
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Mchuma
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Feb 5, 2024
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Fredrick Mutiso
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Feb 5, 2024
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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James Malima
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Feb 4, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Stephen Kikwete
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Jan 26, 2024
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Mazrui
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Dec 24, 2023
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Mary Mrope
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Dec 22, 2023
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Charles Mboje
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Dec 9, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Margaret Mahiga
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Dec 5, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Alex Nakitare
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Nov 25, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Maida
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Nov 24, 2023
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Mzee
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Nov 24, 2023
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Agnes Lowassa
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Nov 15, 2023
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Mwanaidi
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Nov 12, 2023
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Mercy Atieno
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Nov 11, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Mwanahawa
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Nov 6, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Oct 25, 2023
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Yusra
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Oct 10, 2023
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Lydia Mahiga
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Oct 5, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Alice Mwikali
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Sep 29, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Ibrahim
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Sep 23, 2023
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
