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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 25, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Sep 23, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 15, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 27, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Rahma
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Nasra
Guest
Aug 18, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 10, 2024
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 30, 2024
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 20, 2024
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 16, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 12, 2024
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Farida
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Mzee
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
😂 I’m dying!
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Amani
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
May 23, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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George Tenga
Guest
May 20, 2024
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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John Malisa
Guest
May 4, 2024
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
May 4, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 1, 2024
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Kiza
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Makame
Guest
Apr 9, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Maulid
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Rubea
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Neema
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Maneno
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Mjaka
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Farida
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 20, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Hashim
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Oct 14, 2023
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Mzee
Guest
Sep 27, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Sep 18, 2023
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 18, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Zakaria
Guest
Sep 15, 2023
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 4, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 4, 2023
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
