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Janet Sumaye
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Sep 24, 2024
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Ndoto
Guest
Sep 13, 2024
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Rabia
Guest
Aug 30, 2024
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Baraka
Guest
Aug 20, 2024
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Aug 10, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 6, 2024
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Sarafina
Guest
Aug 5, 2024
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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George Tenga
Guest
Jul 30, 2024
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 30, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Nuru
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 12, 2024
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Omari
Guest
Jul 12, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jun 26, 2024
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Mustafa
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Chiku
Guest
May 24, 2024
😂 I’m dying!
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Jafari
Guest
May 23, 2024
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Saidi
Guest
May 16, 2024
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Athumani
Guest
May 6, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
May 3, 2024
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 3, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Tabu
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
😆 Still cracking up!
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Athumani
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Raha
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Abubakari
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Selemani
Guest
Jan 24, 2024
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Baridi
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Rahma
Guest
Jan 1, 2024
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Issack
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Chris Okello
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 20, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Sofia
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Irene Makena
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Maimuna
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
😆 This one really got me!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
