What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well?

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 9, 2024

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Daudi (Guest) on August 15, 2024

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Abubakar (Guest) on August 14, 2024

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Khamis (Guest) on August 12, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Mchuma (Guest) on August 10, 2024

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 31, 2024

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 23, 2024

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 22, 2024

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Mgeni (Guest) on July 19, 2024

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Khamis (Guest) on July 17, 2024

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Nashon (Guest) on July 15, 2024

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Zubeida (Guest) on July 11, 2024

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 10, 2024

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 7, 2024

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 6, 2024

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Mwachumu (Guest) on July 1, 2024

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

James Kawawa (Guest) on June 30, 2024

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Khamis (Guest) on June 18, 2024

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 15, 2024

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 9, 2024

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 29, 2024

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 23, 2024

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Shamim (Guest) on May 20, 2024

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 19, 2024

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Chiku (Guest) on May 15, 2024

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 8, 2024

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 6, 2024

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 30, 2024

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 29, 2024

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 22, 2024

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 21, 2024

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 18, 2024

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 18, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 18, 2024

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Selemani (Guest) on April 16, 2024

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Amina (Guest) on April 5, 2024

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Issack (Guest) on April 4, 2024

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 27, 2024

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 24, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 17, 2024

😂 I’m dying!

Shukuru (Guest) on March 14, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 8, 2024

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 7, 2024

😆 This one really got me!

Salima (Guest) on February 5, 2024

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Masika (Guest) on January 26, 2024

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Ahmed (Guest) on January 25, 2024

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Kiza (Guest) on January 25, 2024

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 14, 2024

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Muslima (Guest) on January 11, 2024

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

David Nyerere (Guest) on January 8, 2024

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 6, 2024

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Bakari (Guest) on January 3, 2024

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 23, 2023

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 13, 2023

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 9, 2023

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Nashon (Guest) on December 1, 2023

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Khadija (Guest) on November 27, 2023

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Nyota (Guest) on November 19, 2023

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 13, 2023

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

John Malisa (Guest) on November 12, 2023

🤣 This joke is too good!