Answer: Shamp-boo! π§ββοΈπββοΈ
Explanation: Ghosts use shamp-boo, a spooky shampoo made especially for spectral strands! Since they don't have physical bodies, they don't need regular shampoo like us humans do. Instead, they rely on the magically ghostly powers of shamp-boo to keep their ghostly locks looking fabulous. It's a hair-raising and boo-tiful way to stay clean! π»πββοΈ
Zakaria (Guest) on September 9, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Zubeida (Guest) on September 7, 2024
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
Muslima (Guest) on August 28, 2024
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 24, 2024
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 16, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 6, 2024
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
James Malima (Guest) on August 5, 2024
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
Saidi (Guest) on July 30, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 26, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 26, 2024
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
David Kawawa (Guest) on June 28, 2024
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 27, 2024
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 25, 2024
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 24, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Kahina (Guest) on June 24, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
Kiza (Guest) on June 19, 2024
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Victor Malima (Guest) on June 16, 2024
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 6, 2024
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Nchi (Guest) on June 3, 2024
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 2, 2024
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 31, 2024
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. π’π»
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 22, 2024
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Zawadi (Guest) on May 21, 2024
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 16, 2024
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
Fatuma (Guest) on April 19, 2024
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
George Ndungu (Guest) on April 15, 2024
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
Maimuna (Guest) on April 14, 2024
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 11, 2024
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
Binti (Guest) on April 6, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 5, 2024
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 2, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 30, 2024
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 30, 2024
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 30, 2024
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 24, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 20, 2024
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
Samuel Were (Guest) on March 6, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 1, 2024
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Mtumwa (Guest) on February 23, 2024
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
David Nyerere (Guest) on February 23, 2024
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
George Tenga (Guest) on February 21, 2024
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 12, 2024
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 19, 2024
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Frank Macha (Guest) on January 16, 2024
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 11, 2024
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Yusuf (Guest) on January 11, 2024
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Rabia (Guest) on January 3, 2024
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π π
Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 20, 2023
π Too good!
Jamal (Guest) on December 19, 2023
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
Halimah (Guest) on December 14, 2023
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 5, 2023
π I need to save this one forever!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 1, 2023
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
James Malima (Guest) on November 26, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 25, 2023
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 18, 2023
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 3, 2023
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
Rahim (Guest) on October 30, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 26, 2023
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 2, 2023
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 22, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ