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David Chacha
Guest
Sep 24, 2024
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Sep 12, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Warda
Guest
Sep 8, 2024
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 6, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Kijakazi
Guest
Sep 1, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 16, 2024
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Husna
Guest
Jul 30, 2024
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
😂 Sharing right away!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jun 26, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
😄 Too good!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Masika
Guest
May 31, 2024
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Mohamed
Guest
May 30, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 21, 2024
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Mtumwa
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 9, 2024
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Apr 9, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Abdullah
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
😂 This is a keeper!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Hashim
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Maimuna
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Shani
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Yahya
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Rehema
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Chris Okello
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Shabani
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Sarafina
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
