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Abubakari
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Jul 19, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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James Mduma
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Jul 11, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Stephen Amollo
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Jul 8, 2020
😄 What a joke!
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Kijakazi
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Jul 5, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Janet Wambura
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Jul 3, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Chiku
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Jun 27, 2020
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Mary Kidata
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Jun 14, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Richard Mulwa
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Jun 9, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Mariam
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Jun 6, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Wilson Ombati
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Jun 5, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Nyota
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May 31, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Halima
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May 29, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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George Mallya
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May 28, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Hekima
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May 28, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
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Joyce Aoko
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May 27, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Samson Tibaijuka
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May 24, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Ruth Wanjiku
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May 22, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Elijah Mutua
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May 19, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Patrick Kidata
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May 15, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Raphael Okoth
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May 11, 2020
😄 Too good!
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Frank Sokoine
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Apr 30, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Tambwe
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Apr 23, 2020
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Peter Mwambui
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Apr 22, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Shukuru
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Apr 21, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Abdullah
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Apr 15, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Alice Mrema
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Apr 12, 2020
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Maimuna
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Apr 12, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Daudi
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Apr 11, 2020
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Hashim
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Apr 11, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Khamis
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Apr 10, 2020
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Elizabeth Mrope
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Mar 30, 2020
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Mar 30, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Victor Kamau
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Mar 26, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Anthony Kariuki
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Mar 10, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Charles Mboje
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Feb 29, 2020
🤣 Pure genius!
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Andrew Mchome
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Feb 28, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Daudi
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Feb 23, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Edward Chepkoech
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Feb 5, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Latifa
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Feb 2, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Baraka
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Jan 26, 2020
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Zubeida
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Jan 12, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Ramadhan
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Jan 7, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Patrick Mutua
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Jan 6, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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David Sokoine
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Dec 23, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Anna Kibwana
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Dec 18, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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David Kawawa
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Dec 13, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Patrick Mutua
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Dec 12, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Michael Onyango
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Dec 8, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Sarah Mbise
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Dec 3, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Mchawi
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Nov 30, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Nov 26, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Arifa
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Nov 26, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Agnes Njeri
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Nov 23, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Jackson Makori
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Nov 18, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Paul Kamau
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Nov 16, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Grace Mushi
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Nov 10, 2019
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Samson Tibaijuka
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Nov 5, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Agnes Sumaye
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Nov 4, 2019
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Salma
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Nov 3, 2019
😆 This one really got me!
