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Fredrick Mutiso
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Sep 18, 2024
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Mercy Atieno
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Sep 11, 2024
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Warda
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Aug 27, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Aug 27, 2024
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Aug 7, 2024
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Safiya
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jun 18, 2024
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 11, 2024
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 11, 2024
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 30, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
May 29, 2024
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
May 25, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Joy Wacera
Guest
May 23, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
May 15, 2024
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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James Mduma
Guest
May 15, 2024
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 4, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 3, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Rahim
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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David Musyoka
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Zulekha
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 9, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Nasra
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Fikiri
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 22, 2024
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Mar 14, 2024
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Mwakisu
Guest
Mar 12, 2024
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Frank Macha
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Mwafirika
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
😂 So funny!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Feb 2, 2024
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Selemani
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
😄 You got me!
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Issa
Guest
Jan 20, 2024
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Bakari
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Khamis
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 12, 2024
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Rahma
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 6, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Nassor
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 19, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 15, 2023
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Mjaka
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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John Mwangi
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
