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Robert Ndunguru
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Sep 22, 2024
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Sep 11, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
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Chris Okello
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Aug 25, 2024
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
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Simon Kiprono
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Aug 24, 2024
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
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Kazija
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Aug 23, 2024
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
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Anthony Kariuki
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Aug 13, 2024
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
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Henry Sokoine
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Aug 11, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
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Charles Wafula
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Aug 9, 2024
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
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Habiba
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
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Nuru
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Jul 27, 2024
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
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Susan Wangari
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Jul 17, 2024
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
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Nasra
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Jul 17, 2024
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
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Frank Macha
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Jul 16, 2024
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
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Joseph Njoroge
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Jul 10, 2024
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π
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Bakari
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Jul 6, 2024
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
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Brian Karanja
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Jun 26, 2024
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
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Josephine
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Jun 14, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
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Wande
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Jun 9, 2024
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π
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Maneno
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Jun 6, 2024
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
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Mtumwa
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Jun 5, 2024
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Iβm still cracking up!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
May 31, 2024
π Sharing right away!
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Chiku
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May 31, 2024
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I needed that laugh!
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Rashid
Guest
May 30, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
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Rashid
Guest
May 14, 2024
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
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Charles Mrope
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May 13, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
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Elizabeth Mtei
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May 2, 2024
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
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Charles Wafula
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Apr 26, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
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Mariam Hassan
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Apr 17, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
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Janet Mwikali
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Apr 12, 2024
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
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Sofia
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Apr 7, 2024
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Mar 30, 2024
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
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Anna Malela
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Mar 26, 2024
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
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Charles Wafula
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Mar 26, 2024
π So funny!
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Mary Kidata
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Mar 18, 2024
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
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Anna Sumari
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Mar 18, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
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Zulekha
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Mar 17, 2024
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
π Too good!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Kazija
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
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Mustafa
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Feb 16, 2024
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
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Betty Kimaro
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Feb 8, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
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Paul Kamau
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Feb 8, 2024
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
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Philip Nyaga
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Feb 4, 2024
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
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David Musyoka
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Jan 22, 2024
π€£ Sending this now!
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Lucy Mushi
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Jan 18, 2024
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
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Amir
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
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Mary Kidata
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Jan 12, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 5, 2024
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
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Mgeni
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Dec 29, 2023
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
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James Mduma
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Dec 26, 2023
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
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Mazrui
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Dec 23, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
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Ali
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Dec 12, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
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Ruth Kibona
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Dec 11, 2023
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
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Amir
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
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Shukuru
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 28, 2023
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
