The ruler! ๐ Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! ๐ Plus, it's always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! ๐คด๐ผ๐
Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler's authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.
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Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 14, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 12, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Sumaya (Guest) on September 12, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Mwanais (Guest) on September 9, 2024
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Mwanais (Guest) on August 30, 2024
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 29, 2024
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Mgeni (Guest) on August 25, 2024
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 18, 2024
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
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Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 8, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
John Malisa (Guest) on July 17, 2024
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 17, 2024
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 9, 2024
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Shukuru (Guest) on July 8, 2024
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Shabani (Guest) on June 25, 2024
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Shukuru (Guest) on June 23, 2024
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 23, 2024
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Rashid (Guest) on June 19, 2024
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 17, 2024
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Kheri (Guest) on June 7, 2024
๐ Still cracking up!
Majid (Guest) on June 1, 2024
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 26, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Nashon (Guest) on May 22, 2024
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 20, 2024
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 15, 2024
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
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What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 14, 2024
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Sharifa (Guest) on April 10, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 7, 2024
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 2, 2024
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Hashim (Guest) on February 28, 2024
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 24, 2024
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on February 7, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 2, 2024
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 23, 2024
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John Malisa (Guest) on January 18, 2024
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Jafari (Guest) on January 11, 2024
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 7, 2024
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 2, 2024
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 27, 2023
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Hawa (Guest) on December 26, 2023
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 22, 2023
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Maida (Guest) on December 22, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Abubakar (Guest) on December 11, 2023
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Issa (Guest) on December 9, 2023
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Jamal (Guest) on December 9, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Farida (Guest) on November 30, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 24, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 21, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Yusra (Guest) on November 16, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 9, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Zubeida (Guest) on November 9, 2023
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 7, 2023
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Leila (Guest) on November 5, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 4, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Safiya (Guest) on October 20, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Faiza (Guest) on October 18, 2023
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 13, 2023
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 12, 2023
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค