Short Answer: ๐ The shopping trolley can carry a load of groceries, while the university vice chancellor carries a load of paperwork! ๐๐ผ
Explanation: The shopping trolley is used to transport groceries in a supermarket, while the university vice chancellor is responsible for administrative tasks and paperwork at the university. The humorous twist lies in comparing the physical load of groceries in a trolley to the metaphorical load of paperwork that the vice chancellor has to handle. It adds a lighthearted touch to the question, making it funny and amusing.
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 25, 2024
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Issack (Guest) on August 26, 2024
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 23, 2024
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 14, 2024
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 13, 2024
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
George Tenga (Guest) on August 11, 2024
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 7, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 7, 2024
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Salima (Guest) on August 3, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 3, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 19, 2024
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 24, 2024
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 15, 2024
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 10, 2024
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Kijakazi (Guest) on June 3, 2024
๐ Perfect joke!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 2, 2024
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Hashim (Guest) on May 29, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on April 21, 2024
๐ I needed that!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 14, 2024
๐ You got me!
Maulid (Guest) on April 8, 2024
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 8, 2024
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Binti (Guest) on April 6, 2024
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 18, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 17, 2024
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 17, 2024
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 11, 2024
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 9, 2024
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 7, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Rabia (Guest) on March 3, 2024
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 23, 2024
๐ You got me good!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 10, 2024
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Muslima (Guest) on February 10, 2024
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Mwalimu (Guest) on February 10, 2024
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Juma (Guest) on February 4, 2024
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Muslima (Guest) on February 1, 2024
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 25, 2024
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Mohamed (Guest) on January 18, 2024
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 30, 2023
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Abubakar (Guest) on December 20, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 19, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Amina (Guest) on December 18, 2023
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Binti (Guest) on December 16, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Salima (Guest) on December 16, 2023
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 15, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Sofia (Guest) on December 4, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 29, 2023
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Sultan (Guest) on November 19, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Neema (Guest) on November 17, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 15, 2023
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Omari (Guest) on October 31, 2023
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 28, 2023
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on October 21, 2023
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 16, 2023
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Mwachumu (Guest) on October 15, 2023
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Jafari (Guest) on October 15, 2023
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Mhina (Guest) on October 12, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 11, 2023
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 3, 2023
๐ Still cracking up!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 2, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Salum (Guest) on September 19, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐