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Joseph Kitine
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Sep 21, 2024
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Sep 14, 2024
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 18, 2024
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 16, 2024
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Azima
Guest
Aug 12, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Aug 6, 2024
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 1, 2024
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 26, 2024
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Fikiri
Guest
Jul 14, 2024
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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James Malima
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Latifa
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Josephine
Guest
May 23, 2024
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Muslima
Guest
May 23, 2024
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
May 20, 2024
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Rubea
Guest
May 15, 2024
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Raha
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 11, 2024
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Latifa
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Mashaka
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Ibrahim
Guest
Mar 2, 2024
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Halima
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Tambwe
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Yahya
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Zuhura
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Hawa
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Anna Malela
Guest
Dec 19, 2023
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Abdillah
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
😂 So funny!
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John Malisa
Guest
Nov 24, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Daudi
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
