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Fadhili
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Sep 21, 2024
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 21, 2024
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Khadija
Guest
Sep 4, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Sep 4, 2024
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 20, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Abdillah
Guest
Aug 16, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Mchawi
Guest
Aug 15, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Abdillah
Guest
Aug 13, 2024
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Aug 7, 2024
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 6, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 30, 2024
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Josephine
Guest
Jul 25, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 6, 2024
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Husna
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
May 14, 2024
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Halimah
Guest
May 7, 2024
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Kazija
Guest
May 3, 2024
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Frank Macha
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
😄 You got me!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mchawi
Guest
Mar 13, 2024
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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David Musyoka
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Hashim
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 23, 2024
😄 What a joke!
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Abubakar
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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James Kawawa
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Rahma
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Hashim
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
😁 This just made my day!
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Mustafa
Guest
Nov 19, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Mzee
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Jaffar
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Sarafina
Guest
Oct 28, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 27, 2023
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Rukia
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Oct 14, 2023
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Halima
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Maida
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 20, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 15, 2023
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 13, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
