What does Santa clean his sleigh with?

Fadhili (Guest) on September 21, 2024

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Nashon (Guest) on September 21, 2024

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Khadija (Guest) on September 4, 2024

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 4, 2024

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 20, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Abdillah (Guest) on August 16, 2024

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Mchawi (Guest) on August 15, 2024

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Abdillah (Guest) on August 13, 2024

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 7, 2024

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 6, 2024

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 30, 2024

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Zainab (Guest) on July 29, 2024

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Josephine (Guest) on July 25, 2024

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Rashid (Guest) on July 6, 2024

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Husna (Guest) on July 1, 2024

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Hassan (Guest) on June 28, 2024

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 15, 2024

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 5, 2024

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 14, 2024

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Halimah (Guest) on May 7, 2024

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Kazija (Guest) on May 3, 2024

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 28, 2024

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 8, 2024

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Frank Macha (Guest) on April 6, 2024

😄 You got me!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 20, 2024

😃 Instant mood boost!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 17, 2024

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mchawi (Guest) on March 13, 2024

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Umi (Guest) on March 3, 2024

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 27, 2024

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

David Musyoka (Guest) on February 27, 2024

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Hashim (Guest) on February 25, 2024

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 17, 2024

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 16, 2024

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 5, 2024

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 23, 2024

😄 What a joke!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 18, 2024

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 14, 2024

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Abubakar (Guest) on January 7, 2024

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

James Kawawa (Guest) on December 23, 2023

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Rahma (Guest) on December 10, 2023

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Hashim (Guest) on December 9, 2023

😁 This just made my day!

Omar (Guest) on December 5, 2023

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 25, 2023

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Mustafa (Guest) on November 19, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 14, 2023

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Mzee (Guest) on November 13, 2023

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Umi (Guest) on November 11, 2023

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Jaffar (Guest) on November 10, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Sarafina (Guest) on October 28, 2023

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 27, 2023

😁 Added to my favorites!

Rukia (Guest) on October 26, 2023

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 22, 2023

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 14, 2023

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Hawa (Guest) on October 4, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Halima (Guest) on September 23, 2023

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Maida (Guest) on September 21, 2023

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 21, 2023

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Maimuna (Guest) on September 20, 2023

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Maulid (Guest) on September 15, 2023

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 13, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️