👥
Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
👥
Mashaka
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
👥
Rashid
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
👥
Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
👥
Halimah
Guest
Oct 5, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
👥
Zulekha
Guest
Sep 26, 2020
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
👥
Baraka
Guest
Sep 17, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
👥
Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
👥
Salima
Guest
Sep 1, 2020
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
👥
Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
👥
Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Aug 3, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
👥
Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
👥
Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
👥
Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
👥
Zakia
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
👥
Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
👥
Hamida
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
👥
Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
👥
Halima
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
👥
Issack
Guest
Jun 29, 2020
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
👥
Nasra
Guest
Jun 28, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
👥
Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
😁 Added to my favorites!
👥
Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
👥
Mazrui
Guest
Jun 5, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
👥
Francis Mrope
Guest
Jun 5, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
👥
Mashaka
Guest
May 19, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
👥
Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 18, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
👥
Ruth Kibona
Guest
May 6, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
👥
Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 1, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
👥
Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
👥
Hashim
Guest
Apr 13, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
👥
Maulid
Guest
Apr 6, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
👥
Charles Mchome
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
👥
Bahati
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
👥
Miriam Mchome
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
👥
Anna Mchome
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
👥
Mwanais
Guest
Mar 22, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
👥
Nasra
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
👥
Mtumwa
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
👥
Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
👥
Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 3, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
👥
Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 2, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
👥
Zainab
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
👥
Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
👥
Shukuru
Guest
Jan 31, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
👥
Grace Minja
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
👥
David Chacha
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
👥
Sultan
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
👥
Mwinyi
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
👥
Yahya
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
👥
Wande
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
👥
Jane Muthui
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
👥
Zuhura
Guest
Jan 2, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
👥
Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
👥
Rahim
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
👥
Juma
Guest
Dec 28, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
👥
Janet Sumari
Guest
Dec 23, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
👥
Zakia
Guest
Dec 18, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
👥
Mohamed
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
😅 I’m still cracking up!
