Answer: Frostbite with a taste for blood! βοΈπ§ββοΈ
Explanation: When you cross a vampire with a snowman, you'll end up with a frostbitten creature who also happens to have a craving for blood! Imagine a vampire with icy fangs and a chilling desire to suck blood from unsuspecting victims. It's a humorous play on the contrasting elements of coldness and the vampire's usual choice of victims. Stay warm and watch out for this frosty vampire! βοΈπ§ββοΈπ
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π Instant mood boost!
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David Chacha (Guest) on June 7, 2024
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James Malima (Guest) on June 7, 2024
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Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 4, 2024
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Amani (Guest) on June 3, 2024
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Omar (Guest) on June 2, 2024
π Best laugh of the day!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 30, 2024
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Omari (Guest) on May 4, 2024
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Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 30, 2024
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Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 21, 2024
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
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David Kawawa (Guest) on February 25, 2024
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Wande (Guest) on February 21, 2024
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Juma (Guest) on February 12, 2024
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
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Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 14, 2024
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Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 10, 2024
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 4, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 27, 2023
π Rolling on the floor!
Hassan (Guest) on December 14, 2023
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 14, 2023
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
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Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 7, 2023
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Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 28, 2023
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Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 9, 2023
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Selemani (Guest) on November 8, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. π’π»
Josephine (Guest) on November 2, 2023
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Ann Awino (Guest) on October 27, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 21, 2023
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Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 16, 2023
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
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Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 8, 2023
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