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Chiku
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Sep 12, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Dorothy Nkya
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Sep 7, 2024
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Anna Sumari
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Sep 3, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Fadhila
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Aug 28, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Shamsa
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Aug 21, 2024
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Zakaria
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Aug 16, 2024
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Henry Sokoine
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Aug 14, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Fadhili
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Aug 9, 2024
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Agnes Sumaye
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Aug 8, 2024
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Zulekha
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Aug 4, 2024
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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John Mwangi
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Jul 30, 2024
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Aziza
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Jul 21, 2024
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Christopher Oloo
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Jul 9, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Rubea
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Mgeni
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Jun 29, 2024
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Jun 18, 2024
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Janet Sumaye
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Jun 12, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Asha
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Jun 10, 2024
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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David Chacha
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Jun 7, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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James Malima
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Jun 7, 2024
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Mwanakhamis
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Jun 4, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Amani
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Jun 3, 2024
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Janet Sumari
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May 30, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Lydia Mahiga
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May 21, 2024
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Zainab
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May 5, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Omari
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May 4, 2024
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Sarah Mbise
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Apr 30, 2024
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Peter Mugendi
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Apr 21, 2024
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Victor Mwalimu
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Apr 18, 2024
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Ruth Mtangi
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Apr 14, 2024
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Mtumwa
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Mar 19, 2024
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Jamal
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Mar 2, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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David Kawawa
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Feb 25, 2024
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Wande
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Feb 21, 2024
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Juma
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Alice Mwikali
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Feb 4, 2024
😆 Saving this one!
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Sarah Achieng
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Jan 28, 2024
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Francis Mtangi
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Jan 14, 2024
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Miriam Mchome
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Jan 10, 2024
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Sarah Karani
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Jan 4, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Josephine Nekesa
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Dec 27, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Hassan
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Dec 14, 2023
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Elijah Mutua
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Dec 14, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Carol Nyakio
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Dec 9, 2023
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Mwanajuma
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Nov 28, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Mwafirika
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Nov 22, 2023
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Nora Kidata
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Nov 20, 2023
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Nov 9, 2023
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Selemani
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Nov 8, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Josephine
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Nov 2, 2023
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Ann Awino
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Oct 27, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Mary Njeri
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Sep 21, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Patrick Akech
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Sep 16, 2023
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Anthony Kariuki
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Sep 10, 2023
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Margaret Mahiga
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Sep 8, 2023
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
