A tornado's favorite game to play is... Twister! ๐ช๏ธ๐ช๏ธ๐ช๏ธ
Explanation: Twister is a well-known game where players have to twist and contort their bodies to match the colors on a mat. Since tornadoes are notorious for twisting and turning, it's only fitting that their favorite game would be Twister! Plus, it adds a humorous twist (pun intended!) to the concept of a tornado playing a game. The tornado emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the answer. ๐ช๏ธ๐
Sharifa (Guest) on September 18, 2024
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 13, 2024
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 11, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
George Tenga (Guest) on September 3, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 2, 2024
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Masika (Guest) on August 28, 2024
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 14, 2024
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Asha (Guest) on July 28, 2024
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 14, 2024
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 11, 2024
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 7, 2024
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Kazija (Guest) on July 6, 2024
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 4, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 1, 2024
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 28, 2024
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Jamila (Guest) on June 27, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 16, 2024
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 15, 2024
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 15, 2024
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 15, 2024
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 8, 2024
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Latifa (Guest) on June 6, 2024
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Rehema (Guest) on June 3, 2024
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Mashaka (Guest) on May 30, 2024
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 24, 2024
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Hawa (Guest) on May 21, 2024
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 16, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 5, 2024
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
David Sokoine (Guest) on May 4, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Selemani (Guest) on May 3, 2024
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Majid (Guest) on May 1, 2024
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 28, 2024
๐ Saving this one!
Asha (Guest) on April 19, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 8, 2024
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 28, 2024
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 10, 2024
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Mwalimu (Guest) on March 4, 2024
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 2, 2024
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Mchawi (Guest) on March 2, 2024
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Raha (Guest) on February 29, 2024
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Azima (Guest) on February 15, 2024
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 14, 2024
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 11, 2024
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 8, 2024
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
John Lissu (Guest) on January 21, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 20, 2024
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 18, 2024
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 17, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Binti (Guest) on January 17, 2024
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Arifa (Guest) on January 14, 2024
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
David Nyerere (Guest) on January 8, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Nassor (Guest) on December 31, 2023
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 28, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 26, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Nchi (Guest) on December 24, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 20, 2023
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 17, 2023
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Habiba (Guest) on December 4, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Bahati (Guest) on December 4, 2023
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 9, 2023
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐