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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 24, 2024
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Zakaria
Guest
Sep 21, 2024
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Sep 19, 2024
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Sep 6, 2024
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Mjaka
Guest
Sep 3, 2024
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Sep 2, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Aug 30, 2024
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 22, 2024
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
😆 Still cracking up!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 26, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Mchuma
Guest
May 22, 2024
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
May 20, 2024
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 14, 2024
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
May 8, 2024
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Safiya
Guest
May 6, 2024
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Hekima
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Fadhila
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 11, 2024
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Muslima
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Mgeni
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Anna Malela
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Nyota
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 14, 2024
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 14, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Wande
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Mwajabu
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 29, 2024
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Jamal
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Raha
Guest
Jan 15, 2024
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 16, 2023
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Salma
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Shukuru
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Nov 18, 2023
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Anna Malela
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
