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Robert Ndunguru
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Sep 16, 2024
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 13, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Fatuma
Guest
Sep 4, 2024
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Baraka
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 25, 2024
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Maulid
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Maulid
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Mohamed
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
😄 What a joke!
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Baridi
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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James Malima
Guest
May 22, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 20, 2024
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
May 13, 2024
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 13, 2024
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 12, 2024
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
May 3, 2024
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Shabani
Guest
May 2, 2024
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Mustafa
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Kassim
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Nahida
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Jafari
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Masika
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Hashim
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Ramadhan
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Chris Okello
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Binti
Guest
Jan 23, 2024
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Makame
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mhina
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 1, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Neema
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Sofia
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Makame
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Salma
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Mustafa
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Nov 17, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Mwakisu
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Yahya
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
